Touch My Beard

TOUCH MY BEARD Tee

For the bold. For the bearded. For the beautiful.

This Grumpy Old Vets original is for those who earned their whiskers in combat zones and coffee-fueled arguments. Featuring our unapologetically majestic beard graphic front and center, this shirt lets everyone know exactly what you want—your beard admired and your beauty affirmed.

Printed on a soft, heather gray tee with our battle-worn American flag on one sleeve and the Grumpy Old Vets skull on the other, this shirt is mission-ready for BBQs, range days, or grumbling at the TV.

Because if you can’t laugh at yourself… make sure someone else does.